Hello. I’m Jordan and I’m currently residing at the animal shelter while taking applications for my prospective Valentine. If you’re interested in being my Valentine you must:
- Like to cuddle on the sofa
- Keep a regular and abundant inventory of tasty snacks
- Have lots of dog toys that squeak
- Enjoy going for walks
- Be patient with small dogs who have not had an easy life
- Promise to love me forever
If you have the above qualifications, I’d be very interested in being your Valentine! I’ll be conducting interviews all week!