Hello there. I am Lyla. I am Siamese if you please. Actually, I am Siamese, even if you don’t please.
I’m in need of a new butler or maid and will be interviewing applicants over the coming weeks.
If you are in a position to worship me as the goddess I am and don’t mind working days, nights and weekends to insure my happiness and comfort, I would be most interested in scrutinizing you.