Joey: “Bandit, how did we end up in an animal shelter in Friday Harbor?”
Bandit: “I’m not sure, Joey, but I hear the folks are very nice here and everyone loves dogs.”
Joey: “Even little, chubby dogs?”
Bandit: “Especially little, chubby dogs! Remember what I told you – the more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap!”
Joey: “Bandit, if we are ever in a situation where you are the voice of reason, we are in a very, very bad situation.”